You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.
“JUST DO IT”
No, but I got cheez whiz
some people call me kalyn but you can call me tonightqueen of the world
unclefather
Have you ever seen rich people eat? It’s like no one ever taught them. I watched a rich man try to eat a crab by picking it up and biting into the shell like a sandwich